nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

you make me want to throw up.

nuffsaid

ar0hapanda:

Lololololol please don’t kill me. She’s too fucking cute. I am dying.

OMMNFGGGNDHJDAG

fuckyeahscrubs: Dr. Cox: Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever - gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ‘cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.(via fuckyeahscrubs)

fuckyeahscrubs:

Dr. Cox: Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever - gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ‘cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.

(via fuckyeahscrubs)

Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.

justdilla:

ciphero:

macaronrainbow:

tatermo:

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I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me

I’m really confused too. 

OMG

I cannot unsee this.
MAKE IT STOP.

disneypixar: (via Graphing Our Emotions: Toy Story 3 Edition | Oh My Disney) Relive the emotional experience of watching “Toy Story 3” with charts and graphs.

disneypixar:

(via Graphing Our Emotions: Toy Story 3 Edition | Oh My Disney)

Relive the emotional experience of watching “Toy Story 3” with charts and graphs.

collegehumor: 5 Star Wars Status Updates Does meesa have to accept Jar Jar Binks friend request?

collegehumor:

5 Star Wars Status Updates

Does meesa have to accept Jar Jar Binks friend request?

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